best-of-text-posts:

trying to do things in bed

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  • Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not

tyleroakley:

me flirting

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humansofnewyork:

"I wish I’d partied a little less. People always say ‘be true to yourself.’ But that’s misleading, because there are two selves. There’s your short term self, and there’s your long term self. And if you’re only true to your short term self, your long term self slowly decays."

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regirocknroll:

when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

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By  yannfaucher on flickr

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petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

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Rule #2

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euo:

"Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?"

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir.  Michel Gondry

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